A good friend pointed out how funny it is that women clean prior to their housekeeper's arrival.
I think I have figured out why that's "funny" to him.
Men are unaware of considerate precleaning
In the same situation, prior to a cleaning service arriving
I can picture a man making a bit more of a mess-
knowing hours later
*poof*
mess illuminated
way to go guy!
okcupid
onion
I cruise both simultaneously
meanwhile I'm
emptying closets
organizing bookshelves
filling storage
*shakes hiney to Fugees*


